Answer: That's not a question.
Question: I was just being polite and saying hello!
Answer: Still not a question.
Question: You're an asshole.
Answer: It's part of my charm. Also, not a question.
Question: Okay, fine! What the hell is the point of this podcast?
Answer: Thank god, a question! There is no point to this podcast. We get drunk and "discuss" matters. Loudly.
Question: So, what? You aren't famous or anything? Why would I want to listen to two dudes get drunk and talk?
Answer: Two questions?! You're figuring this out quick!
Question: Fuck you. Answer the question.
Answer: No, we aren't famous. Yet. And drunk people are awesome to listen to. I'll be honest, this is for our own entertainment more than yours. And it's just two dudes for now...
Question: So where is this podcast going, wheres it headed?
Answer: You're giving us way to much credit for thinking ahead here...
Questions: That doesn't seem smart.
Answer: Your face doesn't seem smart.
Answer: I'm not apologizing.
Answer: Your tears give me strength.
Question: Whatever. Will the episodes be released on a consistent schedule?
Answer: Reply hazy, try again.
Question: Are you answering me with a Magic 8 Ball?!
Answer: It is certain.
Question: So you have no idea when the podcasts will be released or how long this will even last?
Answer: Yeah, pretty much.
Question: Then why put so much effort into this website and this FAQ?
Answer: I woke up early this morning. And trust me , not much effort was put in here.
Question: Wow, you need a life.
Answer: Yeah... I know... You get one more question, make it good.
Question: What? You're capping the FAQs?
Answer. Are you the one typing all this out?
Question Fair enough... Ok, I got one.
Question: Why does Chris suck so much?
Answer: I don't know man... It's one of life's great mysteries, you know... like Stonehenge or why Tom Cruise has a tooth in the exact middle of his face... I just don't know...